Floor Patrol

Mom is always looking down on the floor and picking up anything she finds. Her favorite is shoes. She loves shoes. She would walk up anyone sitting on the couch and try to get the shoes off their feet. I simply apologize and joke that mom has a shoe fetish. When the kids leave toys on the floor, mom scoops them up. She puts the toys away, and I would find them in the most unusual places. If I relax on a chair with my shoes off, mom would come by and take my shoes. She would tuck them under the sofa coushons, or take them to another room. Sometimes I find stuff under her bed pillow. She has put shoes in the kitchen sink. Luckily I keep the toilet seats covered, because she likes to lay stuff on the seat. When anyone comes to visit I tell them that keep their stuff off the floor because mom is always on floor patrol.